Insomnia Induced Bump Confessions

I've been up since 2:30 AM and showed no signs of falling back asleep, so I got up around 3 AM and, of course, started Bumping. I have discovered that insomnia makes me an irritable bitch. Either that, or it's pregnancy irritability. Anyway, I am so annoyed by things I'm seeing on TB, and it's bugging me more than usual. I don't want to start making enemies, but I need to vent about the things that irritate me.

Here is my list of annoyances:

1) I will never, ever believe that a chiropractor solved any problems, cured any diseases. etc. Never.

2) I don't understand the obsession with shows like The Bachelorette or other TV nonsense. In my opinion, those types of shows kill brain cells.

3) I roll my eyes at people who answer questions about twins or talk about their situations like they have twins when it hasn't been confirmed yet. I'm not talking about the people who are wondering if it's possible because of IUI or IVF, but the ones who tell us that they are just waiting for confirmation and have no real basis to believe they might have twins. Yep. Huge eyeroll.

4) There is one person on my BMB whom I do not believe exists as a real person. I have had my suspicions for a few days, but today's posts convince me even more.

5) It doesn't go unnoticed when a bumpie tries to sneak back in a few days after being a royal jerk, pissing off dozens of people, and never apologizing or acknowledging her behavior. I just want to put that out there. Some people might forget, but I haven't.

6) For the love of grammar, pluralized words don't have apostrophes!

Updated because I thought of another one:

7) If you can't think of a witty subject line, putting "Enter witty subject line here" does not make you witty or unique. I've seen two people do variations of that on the Jan 14 BMB,  and many more on TTGP. You don't have to be witty, and doing that only proves to me that you are not, in fact, witty. Or creative. 


Now that I've gotten all of that off my chest, I might try to sleep for 2 or 3 hours before I have to go for my third (and hopefully final) beta draw.